Am I A
Redneck?
My wife
Linda informed me the other month that I was a redneck! She said that her
& her women co-workers were talking about their husbands awhile back &
they all decided that we were rednecks. Below is their idea of a redneck.
You
might be a redneck if you...
Drink beer.
Drink beer in the backyard.
Build a fire in the backyard & drink beer
while just watching the fire.
Get together with your buddies & drink beer
in the backyard. This includes sitting in chairs, drinking beers &
smoking. With the appearance of doing nothing.
Standing around in my shop & drinking beer
with the above buddies, still not doing anything.
BEER:30. Hey I think 1:30pm is a very
respectable time? At the beach I start in the AM.
Sitting in my buddy's camper in his backyard
with other friends & watch racin' & drinkin' beers.
The letting of gas, either one in the presence
of your wife. "No, I don't need to go to the bathroom!"
NASCAR.
Dirt track racing. This one I don't do
anymore!
Having one of those electric beer signs in
your house. I don't have one, but would really like one.
Having NASCAR pictures & other sports stuff
hanging on the walls in your house. I only have one wall in my computer
room with this stuff on it.
Going to a NASCAR race in the camper with
friends, but never going to the actual race.
Sit outside the track & watching the race on TV and yes, drinking
beers!
She said all her friends’ husbands do or have
these things. I thought this was just being a man. I don't think
she was saying that being a redneck is a bad thing. I hope not, because
it looks like I just might be one.